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ROADLOG: WILD KEY CHASE





ROADLOG: WILD KEY CHASE
11/17/16
Sometimes things just disappear.
Completely vaporize from the planet.
I don't know if it's wormholes
or just dumb luck.
Leaving the hotel in Freiburg, Germany,
We accidentally lost our hotel room key
(hard key, not a plastic swipe card).
We were packing up the van to leave
When the key dropped on the ground,
Took a bounce,
And a roll,
And then vanished
Like a ghost in Medjugorje.
Gone.
Only a few places it could’ve went:
Under the van,
Into the street,
Or in a drainage grate.
We searched all of them.
Several times.
And then we searched them
All again
And again.
We looked like blowtarded goons,
Wandering the street,
Peeking under cars,
And
Digging in the drainage grate (3x).
Hotel clerk was not enthused,
So we kept going back to the van
To try to find it.
But no luck.
It was gone as fuck.
Gone as a nun
At an outlaw biker rally.
Lost somewhere out there,
Floating around in space
On the other side
Of the universe...
Just laughing at us.

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